This is the “new” vision for London’s future – bloody elevated cycle tracks!
- Wind. No, not farty vegetarian cyclists, I mean the howling 80mph stuff. Imagine THAT up there..
- Crime. Where you gonna run?
- Romanians. They’ll camp on it. Also see (2) above..
This is NOT the future we were promised in the 50s.. Where’s my bloody flying car, then?